Not fucking soon enough
Oh no! I have concert tickets that day…
these estimates are going to change a billions of times and humans are probably not going to be there for the most of it.
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”
I think I feel good about it.
Well, then I’m not paying my mortgage anymore.
Not me, I was only able to get 1033 year amortization on mine.
Nope, it only lets you go to year 2100.
It’ll probably be extended when we get 128 bit processors
Damn. I better get my shit in order
Why bother when there is so little time left?
You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.
You guys got extra lives?!?!
Meow!
Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^90 years.
Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans
Do you think you’d be able to save enough to retire by then?
idk, in this economy?
Damn, just two days from retirement…
Well, it sure feels like forever.
any chance we could move that to next week?
Please don’t, I haven’t played all the video games yet.
You weren’t going to do that anyway.
You don’t know that!
Please. You have at least 10.1^78 hours unplayed in your Steam account.
I think I’m getting close to finishing Outer Wilds. Please hold off until I’ve completed that game. Also Half Life 3.
I’m playing this too, and I’m not sure how close I am to finishing it. It feels like the progress gets slower the longer you play and I don’t have any obvious options open anymore. I guess I have to visit some places again and see if I missed something.
Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?
Pack your bags.
fuck fuck shit fuck
Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar … again!
In all seriousness I wonder if GCal could schedule something this far in the future…
It requires 10^3 clicks
Hopefully we can find a younger universe to move to by then.
