For anyone who would like to see today’s Bad Art in one place, I have consolidated them all for you. There is a little bit of good, a lot of bad and little bit of seriously questionable content.
Enter gallery at your own risk
Prompt: Horse’s arses
Prompt: Bird farts
Prompt: In your cups
Prompt: Octopus
Prompt: Onion skins
Other random things that just happened
This is awesome, thank you. What a fun bunch we are!
My fave is the poo bag on the roof lol.
le püss
I am very impressed by everyone’s artistic nature today.
Why did I stay up this late watching Paddington 2?
What are people’s plans for horsemurder tuesday?
It’s a regular work day for everyone outside Melbourne. So I’ll be doing that.
Housework and nap. I’m awake at 3am for no reason so tomorrow is stuffed.
Going to work.
Doing the work I didn’t do yesterday because I went to the pictures (Bugonia is great btw)
Is that the one with bald Emma Stone?
Nothing, on principle. Also the public holiday during the week mucks up the production schedule for work so it’s a pain in the arse really.
i’m going to not bet and not support in every way
I’m not feeling so good so probably not much. Someone’s visiting today and otherwise I’ll just take it easy
Good Morning and welcome to Bad Art Club. Today we shall have an eclectic range of subjects chosen by the audience. Each round shall last at least one hour, after which anybody may call Tag and nominate the next victim.
We begin with Horses" Arses. Ride them, tartare them, or behave like them, your choice: Go!
Minimalism, effective
It’s what I do best in life. Minimal.
I have combined the two current prompts.
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How does the horse feel about this?
I’d ask the horse, but it doesn’t appear to have ears (or a head. It’s all arse.)
Magnificent. Regulation number of legs and all.
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Fetlocks, fancy horse
Nobody else is biting. Booo. I nominate “Bird Farts”. (Or any pet pratfall)
It is early…let people have their toast before textas
Ah yeah… maybe I should have left the topic as horse butts so people get their chance. No rule they can’t still do it though, these are just prompts?
Indeed
Ah shit I put too much effort into this one. Stop it brain!
au contraire. Effort perfect!
I LOVE this!!
Great to see the art today. Made me smile.
Me too.
People, this board, are so creative. :)
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Holiday sketching
I like the dog, he’s got real character. You’re way better and drawing than I am , and very brave taking on hands.
That’s Heavy Dog, my kids cuddle heat pack.
Thanks. I really enjoy sketching now. The hands are usually mine, but I’ve been using Line of Action set to shorter times to try to improve the gesture, framework stage…not too much luck as yet, but it’s fun.
Tick, tick. Turn around, ALL ChAnGE.
Octopus
happy boi
He’s definitely a cheerful one.
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I have pretty nice arms but I hate my beak 🎶
Octopus
I don’t get……bahahaha…ew
Ew!
octopus
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Thank you for not doing the gross typo
I spent way too long on this! I present to you all:
Metropus
This… this is All The Things!’
is it too late?
a very quick picture done on scrap book paper
arms should 6 inches longer but I ran out paper …lol
oh… no…
we don’t do good art here.
That looks great :)
That is awesome, I’d adopt and name them Cecil
here’s another one
Like! Beyond the mojivetse
first time i’ve picked up a brush in a year
i might do it again a few times , get the legs right, get the shading right ( needs much more water )
It’s a silly, glad it broke your wall 😺
Nice. Good shaping of the head/body (my knowledge of correct octopus anatomy terms is a touch lacking!)
Google Photos reminded me that four years ago today, instead of throwing the bag of my dog’s shit over the fence, I threw it on the roof.
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Now that is art!
tee hee
Are we ready?threads are confuzzling
Music this time onion skin
Turns out drawing something makes me feel oddly nervous.
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That is really good!
That’s really good, it’s got the green skin going up to the dry brown skin at the top
Was staring at an onion across the room, lol. Thank you!
I had a play with the watercolour brush on the drawing app, not a bad effect.
onion
Busy for a while now, might come back to it later
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Um. Do you need a personal ph check?
Oh dear I’ve done a Georgia O’Keeffe
It is a bit vulvatastic
onion skin
Dear You, Chive the Off
Today I’m going for drunken horsies with soggy fasinators getting charged exorbitant uber prices on the way home.
I used to live in Flemington and it was kinda entertaining to watch the bedraggled drunk people stagger home afterwards, carrying their shoes
I love the classy ladies having a chunder in the roses before staggering on.
I used to live in Kew as a young lad and was enamoured by all the well dressed girls.
But then after work I caught the train home.
The vomiting, screaming and random crying for no reason kind of killed the illusion lol
Yes. I’ve been on the train to Oaks day and the fillies looked all done up and demure. Pissed with rain that day. On the way back there was swearing, carrying on, a bra was waved around and flung. I miss that bra.
A train in Kew?
There used to be!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kew_railway_line
Old vicroads site just down the road from me. Bit before my time though.
wow, the more you know
Train from Melbourne Central to Flinders
I changed trains at North Melbourne on Sunday, there were a few cops patrolling,
first thought was to make the “posh” race goers feel safe , now I think it’s to protect the public from the race goers
and what is up with wearing only black or white or black and white, it’s boring , tho Eliza Dolittle made it look beautiful
Because black and white is the dress code for Derby Day.
Who said?
Idk
Muppet Movie (1979) gets a 4/5. Excellent gags.
YESSSSSS I LOVE THAT MOVIE IT’S MY FAVOURITE!
Movin’ Right Along and Can You Picture That? are my favourite songs! And the film is great! They had Dom Deluis, Steve Martin, Mel Brookes, Bob Hope, Orson Welles, just such a star studded cast! And the muppeteers are just legends, Frank Oz and Jim Henson are fucking awesome!
I figured out the sleep issue.
It’ll take a few more days to settle down but I slept for 4 hours in a row without having gone to the gym which hasnt happened in 18 months.
Feels weird to be relatively well rested.
Baggy chinos with hightop converse yay or nay ?
I say yay, it’ll look the same with or without the hightop if the pants go over
like Urkel?
Expect to get a by?
Lol as much as I hated the iPhone this phone needs a new screen protector because it’s fucking up my typing
Totes yay.
