Someone tell me why I’m supposed to be afraid of these cute little sonsabitches!

Standin’ on the corner

Of Toulouse and Dauphine

Waitin’ on Marie-Ondine

I’m tryin’ to place a tune

Under a Louisiana moonbeam

On the planet of New Orleans…

M orons

A re

G utting

A merica!

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

M y

A ss

G ot

A rrested!

The front fell off!

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!

These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!

Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.

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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!