Nah. Good luck with that though, dipshit.

So if you’re old they expect you to ride a motorcycle?

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

TIL that Georgia also has a DeKalb County. We’ve got one in IL.

What could possibly go right?

No they’ll sell it for 50x what an annual treatment regimen costs. That way they can grind down the desperate and still profit off the rich.

Well that’ll never happen - not when the drug companies can sell $2000 a month or die medication to the inflicted for the rest of their lives.

All it takes to change Toddler Trump’s mind is to be male, white, tall, loud, and rich. If you’re the most of all those things, he’s your bitch. That’s why Elon failed in the end; he’s not most of those, let alone all of them.

And his ghoul squad.

Smart appliances are so pointless. Does my toaster make toast? Yes? Then why the hell does it need WiFi access!?

When you’re gf doesn’t know where to eat and shoots down every restaurant in the tri-state area.

NGL, it would be great if they could make it work and go fuck off into international waters. Unrelated, but did you know that if you put big enough holes in a ship it’ll sink?

I don’t think he’d even stop to consider the parasites before cooking up a trash panda or possum.

Nope. It’s normal to get attached to things. My fiance (37f) has all kinds of stuff from her childhood that she still uses, even if only occasionally. Blanket, shirts, Xmas ornaments, the list goes on. For her, in her own words, the attachment is to the memories associated with the things, like Xmas or a school club or college. She’s got a lot of things, not just over blanket, but it’s the same principle. Perfectly reasonable and normal.

Probably not. Growing up, a kid I went to school with had the philosophy of “always assume that your parents can and do spy on you all the time in ways you can’t detect.” Overblown maybe, but he never got in trouble for about, so there’s that. If you’re afraid of the government - which you should be, especially when protesting - it’s better to be safe than sorry. Leave it home. Get a burner phone if you need one.

Damn I haven’t thought of that kid in like 20 years. I wonder if he ended up a normal adult or not.

Look, understanding and relating to someone of a different race is one thing, but if you think that you somehow are that race then there’s something wrong in your brain, one way or another. It’s better than being like “I’m really a wolf” or similar nonsense, but only because at least you’re not claiming it believing that you’re a different species. Instead you’re on the sliding scale of delusion/dog whistle and either way I’d rather just not be around you.

As somebody who’s stomach is SEVERELY affected by spicy food, I suspect that you’re just a statistical outlier, like myself. Don’t sweat it. Instead, lean in. Be the “I can eat anything spicy and be fine” guy amongst your friends.

To quote an old buddy of mine, “do you know what fish do in that?” Of course in reality he just preferred coffee over water if he could help it.

I mean, yeah. If someone had the technology to not only fly half a billion light years to get to our little mud ball (in person or with advanced machines) they’d have a trivial time hiding and blending in. Most likely for the same reason, since there’s literally nothing we have that they could want other than to study us as a curiosity. The only resource we have that they couldn’t find easier and more abundantly, or reproduce from samples, is our culture. That’s it, that’s the only thing we have that might be considered with the effort. Not water, air, energy, precious metals, phosphorous, brains, mates, food, slaves, vassals, soldiers, or anything else that would be worth the trip.