Cool story bro.

Just point randomly at a shrub or something and about “there’s an illegal immigrant hiding over there!” Whichever one is nearby wasting out taxpayer dollars should waddle right over.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

There’s some big big stores around me that are now indoor storage rentals. It’s actually a great repurposing of space.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.

Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

Fallon is that one friend you hang out with just because you’ve always hung out with him and don’t have the heart to tell him that he kinda sucks.

Yeah but you still need to hurt the plants either way. I’m not saying that hurting plants is better or worse than hurting animals. I’m saying that either way you’re killing something in order to live, and that’s just life.

It works be better if people went there just to shit on them for ruining everything with their mechanics and monetization policies. They can obviously make the games, that doesn’t make them not assholes.

I mean if it honks like a goose and attacks like goose.

Okay, here, I looked up the specifics. In Illinois, where I live, negligent homicide is a Class 2 Felony, with a maximum of 14 or 28 years, depending on case details. Source.

1st Degree Murder is 60 years. Source.

I’m not a lawyer, but instead a layman. That said, I argue that based on the law as cited, the parents had no lawful justification, and that their actions carried a high likelihood of death. Obviously a lawyer making such an argument in court would by necessity have to back that up, especially if they trotted out religious nonsense as a “lawful justification,” but that’s what they get paid for.

A person who kills an individual without lawful justification commits first degree murder if, in performing the acts which cause the death: (2) he or she knows that such acts create a strong probability of death or great bodily harm to that individual or another;

Also what a vegetarian looks like when they learn that plants react to damage in a way that’s analogous to pain.

Who’d have thunk it? Oh, wait, everyone did.

Can we vote to stop subsidizing their trash states with blue state money then?

Sounds super-duper legal.

Cruise ships attract old white people - one of them must have called ICE to complain.

I’m sure there’s no possible way that could ever go wrong.

No they didn’t - road signs are generally for vehicles unless otherwise specified.

They won’t stop doing it if they don’t suffer real consequences. Murder 1, life in prison.