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You can also save up to 100% by externalizing the HTML part too

if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}

Send a CV with Java experience

HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans

Get rejected as CV is “obviously fake”

Repeat