I see what you’re saying, but perspective is not equatable to a math equation. An optimist and a pessimist can both have a complete understanding of the facts, but one predicts that things will get better, and the other predicts that things will get worse, and eventually, given enough time, they’ll both be right.

There is no such thing as a realist. That’s just what someone calls themselves when they don’t realize that their perspective is flawed and unique to themselves.

I just changed it.

Well, that would be fair, except I’ve stated no preference for pessimism:))

I’d argue that your tone throughout the post says otherwise, but if I misinterpreted that, the only word I would change is the “you” in the last sentence to “pessimists”. As not to point fingers, but the point still stands

More importantly than having bread on the outside is being handheld.

Yes, you can eat anything with your hands, but cake is typically a fork food.

The only difference between optimism and pessimism, is that you prefer one over the other. The only people that think pessimism is closer to reality than optimism are the pessimists, because that’s literally how pessimism works.

Optimists think pessimists are just depressing and further from reality.

Oh, we knew.

Why worry about the thoughts of someone you may never meet?

This one is disappointed with Maiq’s use of pronouns.

You’re overthinking it. Is everyone having fun? Then it’s all good. When you find a guy who you connect with on a deeper level, go for it.

How many people are actually watching the cameras in their house?

I think it’s a lot less than everybody.

Present time? It’s about 30 years old! 😂

This is fraud, right?

“Development is under control, we just need €100,000.”

After collecting €300,000: Whoopsies! No refunds.

You know what they say about that: When you fuck during teleportation, you never fuck the same person twice!

Anyone remember when you only had so many calling minutes on your cell phone plan?

I was working sales when we started offering unlimited calling plans.

The unlimited plan was cheaper than the old limited plan this one guy was paying for, so I thought he’d be excited to get unlimited calls for $10 less it whatever it was. Nope. He got pissed and stormed out because the UNLIMITED plan, didn’t include free nights and weekends.

I tried explaining that UNLIMITED means free ANY time of the day. “Then how come the plan doesn’t say 'Free nights and weekends?”

I understand a lot of the time, those cell companies will make something sound better than it really is, but in this case, there really was no downside to switching the plan.

You just can’t fix stupid.

And a fantastic way to fall asleep at night!

The answer here is obviously blowjobs, right?

My wife constantly has TV shows running on her phone. She just has Netflix or Hulu on the default settings.

I like going to theaters, but I don’t like how much it costs to take my whole family out.

Every few weeks I spend a couple days in All, just in case anything new catches my eye.