yeah I don’t think the human brain was meant to cater to a million fans

lol I’m guessing the name Al is finally going to finish dying it’s long, miserable, slow death. No one gonna want Al to get confused with AI

what’s this one from

Congrats on being the first response in the top twenty or so comments to not reference politics or religion lol

oh wait you did in the second part, oh well you get a pass. this whole thread is “Wedding like conservatives” which, like, yeah i get it, I don’t either, but it’s really boring to read

I’m just mad they didn’t add Italians and Jews to the progressive flag, cmon!

downvoted for showing me that flag

talks about hope in English or Farsi?

Wishing is illegal

it does seem ironic, but the majority of profits going to the CEO paycheck is kind of the point!

good luck! it’s British comedy… most of the jokes you’ve heard are stand-alone jokes wrapped up alongside with a hundred other jokes that you haven’t heard… for various reasons.

anime girls don’t exist

oh that’s excellent! that sounds like as comprehensive of a solution as i could desire

While we’re at it, is there a way to export subscribed communities too? Or even to open them via db0?

getting scammed in Manila

the term won’t be “prison break” but will depend on the jurisdiction that holds the person. if you are being detained by the state police, you’ll get something like “fleeing and eluding” but it depends on your local laws. if you’re in US federal custody then it depends on what they charge you with and how they detain you.

Fleeing would be a separate charge itself. the eighth amendment could get it thrown out but you’d still be able to be charged with it and would at least need to stand trial to be charged within X amount of time.

if, however, you’re illegally detained and the constitution is clearly being violated, then the perpetrators will need to be held accountable. don’t worry about it. you can just wait for the government checks and balances system to save you. they’ll be here any minute now. aaaany minute now.

well, what did the ninth circuit have to say in response?

Hundreds of thousands of people dressed in red marched through the streets of The Hague on Sunday to demand more action against the “genocide” in Gaza.

“the “”“genocide””" in Gaza"? “”“”“”?

I agree with all of your past tense takes. The future remains to be determined. We might all be flattened at this rate.

nuh uh if you open the position without proper development you’re just gonna mess up your pawn structure and leave yourself vulnerable to rook attacks on the open files

I know this sounds kind of childish but… why can’t we all just chill out? For like A SECOND?