lol there’s going to be a lot of people hanging out in the bar parking lot for a few hours after last call

i’ve been seeing a lot of that sort of thing, and thinking wtf where’s the article–it’s one fucking sentence.

AI and the defenestration of standards. i guess that’s what’s happening to literally everything

i will, if the above two conditions get satisfied, was just curious what like-minded people thought

lifelong alien fan, but haven’t bothered with this show, after the last i don’t know how many awful fails in the franchise.

is it any good? i’m still not watching it unless/until: A) it ends without being cancelled; and B) people aren’t pissed about the ending

you left out a complete overhaul of the “justice” system that allowed a convicted fucking felon to not only avoid any consequence whatsoever, but attain to the most powerful position in the world. it’s absolutely mind-boggling

you know literally everything he says “he” is going to do is something he’s going to order someone else to do. if he remembers

lol

it’s almost almost almost friday

https://youtu.be/mznsEcZlM2I

yikes

oops. looks like antivaxxers aren’t the only morons around

when you’re talking to antivaxxers, you can’t expect knowledge, logic, reason, facts, evidence, expert opinion, medical science consensus, or anything else that supports the safety of vaccines to be a factor in anything they say

couchfucker vance is about as intimidating as a bowl of cold diarrhea

is this some “clever” ploy to get vance to either come out and say trump isn’t too much of a deranged fucking psycho lunatic to serve, or that he is? what would either outcome accomplish?

if, by some incomprehensible batshit fuckery in the spacetime continuum (which, admittedly, we are in the middle of) vance agrees, who the fuck thinks having vance on your side is some kind of flex?

i came for the memes, i stayed for the double entendres

no worries. they all float.

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my first thought was “do koreans really stuff their face like that all the time…i thought that was a usa thing.” yes i’m old

why is it so hard for so many people to not be a fucking scumbag

twist it

violet posts are instantly recognizable without looking at the username

i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm