Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.

Oh, hey, look. It’s the men in women’s bathrooms they feared for so long.

It finally happened!

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.