1. Attack Iran out of the blue
2. Iran blocks the strait of Hormuz
3. Shit this is bad, let’s try to unblock the strait
4. ???
5. We’ll block the strait ourselves, that’ll show them

Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

Since porno sites are limited to 18+ people, I suggest you could authenticate yourself by providing the link to a very specific type of videos

You’re making us root for a bloody Islamic dictature killing and torturing its own citizens, you absolute moron.

Homage to Catalonia is a great imperialist pamphlet made after the experience of the author in the ranks of the POUM, a notorious pro-establishment militia.

- The New York Times probably

Phwoah calm down with the corruptoligarchophobia there!

Remember that simple trick: if your speech would be derogatory if you replace ‘corrupt oligarch’ by any other minority, then you might want to report yourself to the nearest corrupt law enforcement authority and donate some of your time and money to your local oligarch (they need all the money).

Even by the diplomatic standards of Lavrov, who is usually absolutely unhinged when it comes to logic and morals, this is completely bonkers. Well done, I can’t wrap my brain around this fuckery!

• Ethical issue: products of the mind are what makes us humans. If we delegate art, intellectual works, creative labour, what’s left of us?
• Socio-economic issue: if we lose labour to AI, surely the value produced automatically will be redistributed to the ones who need it most? (Yeah we know the answer to this one)
• Cultural issue: AIs are appropriating intellectual works and virtually transferring their usufruct to bloody billionaires

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!

Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

my golden days are long gone, sadly

lightbulb.wav

what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

gonna open a therapist office

MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

they always go home sobbing

[Insert some pepe]

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

This is what the internet was for! I don’t give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I’m glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.

So it’s because of Biden? I will not listen to your sourced explanation BTW

IS IT FAKE???

He’s not the CEO. He’s the chairman. It would be nice to have something correct in the first few words

You’re not a dipshit. I AM a dipshit

Well Hitler was a painter, checkmate liberals.

QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.

(Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)

Fellas, is it gay to suck your homie dry?