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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • “I beat the game”

    Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they’re in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE.

    I have met newlyweds like this. They don’t last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but “happily ever after” is a fairy tale for a reason.