Some middle-aged guy on the Internet. Seen a lot of it, occasionally regurgitating it, trying to be amusing and informative.

Lurked Digg until v4. Commented on Reddit (same username) until it went full Musk.

Was on kbin.social (dying/dead) and kbin.run (mysteriously vanished). Now here on fedia.io.

Really hoping he hasn’t brought the jinx with him.

Other Adjectives: Neurodivergent; Nerd; Broken; British; Ally; Leftish

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  • So apparently the thumbnail is from a YouTube video in which AI, specifically Grok, was used to invent some stories, or at least that’s what the blurb by the video seems to indicate.

    I haven’t given it the honour of increasing the watch count.

    But I’ll give you a true one.

    At one job I had, there was a tiny stub of a cable sticking out of a conduit, and it needed to be connected to a hub a few inches away.

    The sysadmin delegated to me because he didn’t want to deal with it. The hub couldn’t really be moved because it was basically held in place by a bunch of other taut cables that were attached to it. And it couldn’t be disconnected.

    So, I figured, if I’m going to have to unpick the inevitable rat’s nest inside the conduit to get that cable out or replace it, I might as well just yank on it. If it was to break, I’d be in the same situation of having to get it out of the conduit. There wasn’t enough of it accessible to splice a bit onto the end either.

    Many things could have gone wrong…

    …but I got away with it. And there turned out to be just enough play in the other cables that I managed to get the hub and the cable to meet.

    No-one dared touch any of that for the rest of the time I worked there.




  • I have a signed copy of The Log by Craig Charles (best known as Lister from Red Dwarf), though it was a gift, so I never actually met him myself.

    … though funny story, I could have met him a couple of times at a gig he did in my hometown.

    The first was when I was walking to the venue, no-one else around somehow, and there was this guy jumping up and down on the spot not too far off near the venue, which is not what you generally see someone doing in the street. As I got closer I must have looked away for a second because when I looked back, he was gone.

    When he came on stage I realised it had been him warming up outside, getting the blood flowing, etc. He’s fairly distinctive in appearance, so you’d think I ought to have realised sooner, but I don’t think I recognised him outside because 1) I usually see him on TV and 2) I genuinely didn’t expect to see him there.

    Then later, after the gig, he was outside the stage door as I walked by on the street, but alas, I am an introvert and he was still “on” which was a bit too high energy for me, so I didn’t take the opportunity to join the other fans who were getting an outdoor encore.








  • That’s a tricky one. I’m a big fan of Bourbons, but since they’re not restricted by copyright or branding, every UK supermarket and many other confectionery companies each make their own and the quality can vary quite a bit.

    There are also two common form factors. The original is roughly 2:1 (as pictured in the above article) and the other, which is less common, is closer to 3:2 to match the common form factor of the Custard cream.

    The supermarket own-brand I usually get (2:1) has the bonus of being dairy-free, which is not always the case.

    Sometimes I catch myself involuntarily doing a little happy dance on biting into one, so the quality of that particular brand has yet to drop beyond that threshold for me.


  • I once worked on a project where a third party-parser had a bug that effectively made it sensitive to the order it loaded files.

    This wasn’t a syntactic or a semantic problem. There was a stack processing issue that could be avoided by simply loading the files in a different order. This might have changed the final semantics if one file contradicted another, but that generally didn’t happen. Each file had a specific purpose and it would still break without any contradictions.

    The default load order was whatever order the file system had the files stored, but knowing that wouldn’t necessarily help because changing the size or contents of a file in such a way that it retained the same position might trigger the same issue. Therefore you could force by-Unicode load ordering and still have it choke.

    It was very hard to track down and I very much did not like editing those files for fear of triggering the parser bug. When I had to would be where the regret kicks in.

    The other regret, and maybe a little more relevant, was renaming all the files to a different filename format that didn’t make any difference in the end, but it was uglier than the original and it stuck.

    I believe a later version of that parser fixed the bug(s), but I moved on.


  • Some have aged like wine. Others, milk.

    Some are still in use that ought to have been dropped years ago. Others have been forgotten and need to make a comeback, or at least get a remake.

    And in a large number of cases, people will disagree about which memes fall into which category.

    Also a lot of the newer memes have completely passed me by or else are so niche I’m not sure whether I’m supposed to have seen them or not. This revelation largely stems from a recent visit to KnowYourMeme to look for an old meme and all the recent posts were completely opaque and bewildering to me.

    I guess this means I’m old, but I already knew that.


  • Binface could easily do better than Farage has. I mean, it’s not exactly a high bar.

    Farage barely shows his face there and almost never in Parliament.

    You can guarantee that Binface would be more than willing to show up in both places frequently. He might even go so far as to represent Clacton properly. Perish the thought!

    (I can imagine that if he won they wouldn’t let him into the Commons due to not being dressed sensibly and then refusing to recognise him if he does so, because that’s the sort of dirty trickery I’d expect from Parliament. So I’d be very interested to see what he does in order to comply with both directives at the same time.)



  • Chances are that they didn’t have anywhere near enough space to give everyone the full terabyte and they were gambling on not everyone needing all their allocated space.

    I mean, it’s not hard to throw 64TB of drives into a server, set up RAID with some level of redundancy (let’s say something that gives 16TB apparent) and get it hosted in a data centre somewhere. If you’ve a thousand users all taking up no more than a few gigabytes each, you might not even fill it.

    And if they bought those drives prior to the recent price hikes on all things storage, it might not even have cost them much. (I mean, the initial outlay even now wouldn’t break $10k.)

    This is all catastrophically bad planning, yes, but businesses do this sort of thing all the time, even long after the start-up period where something so basic might make sense.

    (And thus we see a likely reason why they’ve suddenly shrunk the free tier to a slightly more sensible value.)




  • The password manager I use lets me create a hierarchy so I can subcategorise. Reading the other comments here suggests that it’s not a unique feature and so I’ll hazard a guess that most of them can do the same thing.

    It also supports different databases if you really want to go that route, but since that means you’ll need a different password for each one, you’re undoing some of the work of having a password database in the first place… unless you intend to have a master password database with a master master password. That just hurts my head to think about.


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    Altavista circa 1999. Google stole the crown and was good for a long while after that, but it’s intentionally worse now than Altavista was back then.

    If someone like DuckDuckGo could get their heads out of their cloacas long enough to fix the + and - features for “must contain” and “must not contain”, they could easily steal that crown.