Penis ornaments. Why? Why the fuck not? Shout out to @CelloMike@lemmy.world for the amazing wooden starship model.

I need more

September 10th, 2006. The day a legend was born.

https://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo

I really don’t care, do you?

I haven’t had or put up a Christmas tree since I was a child. I don’t see the point. I don’t do any seasonal decorations. Time moves so fast that it’s like a week later I’m taking down a bunch of shit I paid money for and can barely use.

Bringing back Team America: Space Police was bad enough but can’t say I’m worried. It’s going to be done by the creator of Blindspot. This is dead on arrival, like everything else he’s made since. But yeah. I’d be worried if I were a fan. Just because he worked on Atlantis doesn’t mean shit when everything else he has made has been shit.

<3

Eh, I do my best with what I can. I’m just not nice to myself lol consider it a gift from my mother

But thank you <3 I hope your best yesterdays are your worst tomorrows <3

That makes one of us <3

Oh really? Were you?

Well, that’s good to know.

So dude was involved in something that made her uncomfortable. You paired the dude up with her later and she’s made uncomfortable again. To make her feel better, you tried to be nice to her but she got frustrated when you cut her off as she was describing the thing he did that made her uncomfortable. You then billed her for something you said was on you in order to make her feel better.

You just proved to her that the entirety of your team does not care for the safety and well being of women.

Sidenote, but you said you didn’t like her sexualizing herself like that. You started this by calling her cute.

How the fuck do you have this job

I get around

As someone who has a cat that hates cuddling or standing on me, I’m jealous Y’all do not know how lucky you have it.

I 100% believe that we live in a simulation. I also 100% do not fucking care. Literally nothing I can do to change that. If there is a simulation capable of rendering the entirety of existence in the way that it does, then my gay ass isn’t going to change anything Besides, food still tastes good and dick still feels nice. Don’t care if it is simulated or not. Although I do believe that it is.

That video is just nonsensical horseshit. I am so tired of people taking shrooms and thinking that that somehow turns them into a genius. You, Joe Rogan, who the fuck else? Stop it, just because you had a realization about a couple of things. Doesn’t mean that you were somehow the one human being on earth who will pierce the veil.

Such a cute slinky fluster

Same. I loathe Linux. I’ve been trying to use it since I was 19, periodically installing one distro or another, and I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I’m not saying it is bad or anything but I do not have the patience to fight with an OS over every tiny thing or having to look up a guide for every installation or having to double check what will work and won’t because you’re going to need a container.

Linux, I’m sure, is great but it’s also one of the least user friendly operating systems out there, regardless of Distro. I keep trying to use Linux Mint and it keeps driving me up the fucking wall. Either Linux supports nothing without a battle or nothing supports Linux without a battle and I’m not remotely interested in fighting with my PC to do something simple. The second that that shit gets sorted is the second I’ll be fine.

I’ma convert 'em all

Thanks buddy <3 I try my best to not have them all be shitposts. Or at least contain those to the right community lol

Probably posting in this thread too much now but…

This is genuinely one of my favorite movies of all time. Doesn’t get enough credit. Love the call out.

Never let them forget o7