“We shot the right man, but the wrong man exploded”

Pepper spray notes here: they usually come in a few types. There’s stream, fog, and gel. Gel can be pulled off and flung back at you, fog just hangs in the air and you’ll probably breathe it in, so I suggest a stream. Also there’s water based and oil based. Oil based is much harder to get off. There’s also peppermace, which combines both (though some people have a tolerance to mace and it may be considered a chemical weapon in your area).

Tl;dr oil-based stream pepper spray is the way to go. Practice with it.

What are you doing, step-prompt

Takes me back to the HAARP conspiracy days of taking out your SIM card and eating it raw

Fantasmas is a weird little show that is unlike most stuff I’ve seen. Very creative.

Preferred: “I EAT BONES AND SHIT GHOSTS”

Stop. Don’t. Come back.

That cream is no doubt heavily interfered with

Millennials/gen Z with their phone sound on. I get it’s to fill otherwise blank space in the sound, but we’re not texting with the click-click-click-click.

Less filling, tastes great.

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Hear hear! I love temp-adjustable bulbs (e.g. Philips hue) for that very reason. We don’t go above 4500-5000k in this house for a reason. Nice neutral light and a pleasing accent wall in the living room and bedroom. It’s your house, you have to live in it, make it how you like!

I have a friend with a meticulously curated collection (with its own Byzantine sorting system) on a massive hard drive he calls “the vault” because of this.

This is how Autechre programs beats.

Wanna bet?

Aayyy, Big Balls is back! Guess he didn’t learn his lesson the first time.

That dude literally walked through life like a rube on the boardwalk holding a balloon and wearing a propeller beanie. Easiest mark in the world.

Bubba Ho-Tep. Bruce Campbell is a still-alive Elvis forgotten in a nursing home. He’s got to fight a mummy that’s sucking the souls out of old people’s assholes. Also Black JFK assists. It really shouldn’t work, but it somehow manages to.

Make Some Noise on Dropout. Scratches that old Whose Line? itch.