

Or you could get sentenced to 50 years for protesting like in Texas.


Or you could get sentenced to 50 years for protesting like in Texas.
That’s exactly what an NSA agent would say 🧐
Nice try, NSA


Yeppers. Sign up for a monthly subscription with your cc, and no real way to cancel! “Unlimited”* car washes, so why would you ever cancel? You’re gonna want a clean car


See gym and carwash memberships


The same with guys. Ever hear of the rapist Brock Turner?
K-thrash


I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget


Only delusion separates us from the same
I don’t know what the world may need, but I’m sure as hell that it starts with me. That’s wisdom I’ve laughed at
Humans are life’s way to expand itself off this planet. So, yeah, let’s keep exploring


Who do I sue to get back the illegal tarrifs I paid on the hot tub I imported?


Lil marmite to make that beef flavor pop


A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya


Fuck Cancer
Fight on!
Well yeah, future is hot and dark