• Lembot_0005@lemy.lol
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    18 hours ago

    Trump: Dinosaurs extinct because of God who flooded Earth with vaccines, so the planet has swollen and the atmosphere became too thin for dinosaurs to breathe. Poor autistic creatures of Sodom and Mexico. But we don’t make burgers from dinosaur meat, so that isn’t actually important. If I were a president there wouldn’t be any vaccine flood: the god is my good friend and potatoes are iqupliticaly shoshow fell.