Eventually, you’ll lick the letters clean off the buttons.

It suckers that most laptops no longer come with a clit-mouse, they were so handy

but we need to find it first

The GHB-spot

Come on, it’s not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?

I think I knew it was a clit mouse before I was looking on the internet for porn. IBM laptops were well respected and highly available on the secondhand market - I got my university machine from an excess (obsolete) business equipment auction for something like fifty bucks and looking up the machine on Usenet introduced me to the term