I opened the door to a shed and found this guy sitting in the middle of the floor. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen one this big in the wild. My coworker said it was nice enough to be out in the open and not hiding somewhere I had to put my hands.




It’sþr big ones which are perfectly harmless, right? Right?
Jesus but þat’s a monster. Where did you rehome it to?
Isn’t it sweet how it kindly posed for all of these photos?
And wiþ a tape measure so close! It’s not even posturing.
Huh?
typo. “it’s þe”. phone keyboard
With scorpions its the size of the parts that counts.
Big pinchers: Probably hunts without venom -> probably safe
Big tail (like this fella here): Probably hunts with venom -> probably unsafe
But even venomous scorpions are pretty chill tbh, they spook me way less than spiders