For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.

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    So how do you handle the ambiguity when saying that out loud? Have you considered structuring your sentences properly so they’re clear? I hear it works a treat.

    Joking aside, I caught a glimpse of my reputation score when I logged in today and it has absolutely tanked. I was confused for a while, so I checked my post list… and it’s the stupid Oxford comma hot take.

    That is hilarious, but also… you absolute, complete dorks. Never change.

    Except by not using a superfluous comma to end lists.

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      I think the problem is that not everyone translates text in their brain the same way.

      I translate it as if I were speaking it. So when I see “We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin,” I read it exactly as I’d say it, which is, the strippers were JFK and Stalin. When I read “We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin”, the comma pause is not rendered as text in my brain, but like a quarter-rest in a musical score, and that pause is what allows my brain to separate JFK and Stalin from each other.

      Other people translate text more visually, I guess, and that problem doesn’t exist there? I wouldn’t know, I can’t even begin to fathom how “JFK and Stalin” could be read in any way that doesn’t mean they’re the strippers.

      I mean, if you were trying on purpose to say JFK and Stalin were the names of the strippers, and not the dead historical figures, how would you punctuate that sentence? Without the Oxford comma, the clause is clearly an appositive, not a list.

      And then when you get into longer lists, it becomes even more of a pain in the ass. “Some suggested treatments for this condition are patella surgery, physical therapy and exercise, plate insertion, bone fusing and bedrest, among others.” Is “bone fusing and bedrest” one item? We have another item in the list that’s a combination treatment with “and”, is this also one? Or are they two separate treatments? Did the author omit the Oxford comma, or did they omit the Oxford “and”? It’s very common for academic authors, particularly, to make that kind of typo. They drop articles and conjunctions all the time. Now I have to e-mail the author and ask “What did you mean here?” because, as the editor, I can’t just assume “oh, they don’t like the Oxford comma, so this sentence is fine”. There are a lot of places where a small typo like missing “and” will make or break the intended meaning and the scientific veracity of an academic paper.

      So yeah, I guess if all your writing is stylistic fiction where precision isn’t important, and your reading style is visual rather than auditory, an Oxford comma might “look ugly” and it could be safely ignored. But for anything technical, it’s kind of important.

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        To be clear, you can’t omit the comma and make it ambiguous if you simply acknowledge it’s wrong and don’t make it a confusing optional thing. The comma is more ambiguous than the ambiguity it’s trying to solve.

        But I don’t think I buy your theory of it being a difference in how you picture it because, again, all of these are sentences you can and often do say out loud. Either you are constantly confused when people talk to you about more than two things or this is not a big deal unless you psyche yourself out by considering whether the omitted comma should be present.

        And if there is any room for ambiguity, in speech and in writing it’s easy to resolve by simply changing the order or by adding an extra word, which is just as much effort as the comma with the advantage that it solves the open question of whether the comma should have been there.

        So for instance, “I invited the strippers and also JFK and Stalin”. This is unnecessary in this example, but it has the undeniable advantage that it’s just as clear in speech as in writing.

        OK, here’s another way to look at it.

        Let’s say the strippers are called JFK and Stalin, for some reason.

        How do you make that undeniably clear with no ambiguity? Give me a sentence, written with no other words in the way I did above, that is unambiguous about the names of the strippers.

        You can’t. Because in a world where the comma is optional the sentence with no comma is always ambiguous. The comma solves nothing.