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Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon loves his dad

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Anon loves his dad

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Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • bobthened@feddit.uk
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    Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.

  • TheFerrango@lemmings.world
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    The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other

  • Omega@discuss.online
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    I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      but a little chance of butt defects

  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    Could be true, it is gay

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names

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    deleted by creator

  • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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    Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      what if the dad knew?

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