No earthly being could’ve crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. It’s giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection – Model Zeta Reticuli.
I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isn’t calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.
You consider that a difficult pillow?
Try these on for size. The first turns your WiFi into 5G. The second into 6G, and the final one turns it into an ansible.
Yes, this last one is, in fact, a solid piece of jade. Why do you ask?
As someone who’s used hardcover books as pillows, what’s wrong with a solid piece of jade? Seems pretty posh.
Jade is quite a bit harder than even a hardcover book. ;)
It’s not all that posh, though. That example there costs the equivalent of about $35.
Hardness is a lot less important than shape, IMO. Well, I suppose a pillow that’s too soft to hold a shape is very bad, but that still comes back to shape, y’know?
Are you stupid? You sleep on your Abacus?
How else do you count sheep?