Matt Groening lost control of the Simpsons

Ha, didn’t realise Zorin was paid for. I’ll stick with Debian. Not only is it free, it was made for lesbians who I also whole heartedly support.

Few things make me proud to be British, but the ingenious design of our plug sockets is one of them. TBF though we do need those safety features. Mains power here is 240v as opposed to 120v like a lot of countries. One mistake with a live wire would be the last one you’d ever make.

Calm down, its up.

That was Cat.

My favourite part of that scene though is when Rimmer says "We’ve lost it."Huge explosion “Sorry, I was looking at the wrong panel”

This was surprisingly the best technology premonition in the whole show. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said “Sorry I was looking at the wrong screen.”

This vacuuming is brought you by Squarespace…

Well, I’ve found my drag queen name. Say hello to Laura Zepam.

I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train or plane journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then. Now I just walk and think.

Or Dohmer, with an O

It’s nicely inconspicuous.

Probably, because my last name is pretty rare. I actually have my mother’s surname so I think I’d just change it to my father’s.

This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.

You’re hungry but the leopards are very well fed

An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

Ah, thank you

I have no idea what that means

Nah, kids can post to their hearts content on social media here. Its porn our governments going after (for now).

I can only see this as a scam that will have no real practical use and dies out after about 2 years.

I can not understand why they made that decision.

The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.