I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train or plane journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then. Now I just walk and think.

Or Dohmer, with an O

It’s nicely inconspicuous.

Probably, because my last name is pretty rare. I actually have my mother’s surname so I think I’d just change it to my father’s.

This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.

You’re hungry but the leopards are very well fed

An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

Ah, thank you

I have no idea what that means

Nah, kids can post to their hearts content on social media here. Its porn our governments going after (for now).

I can only see this as a scam that will have no real practical use and dies out after about 2 years.

I can not understand why they made that decision.

The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.

A lot of right wing nutters in the UK claim that Muslims are trying to take over the country and make everyone follow Sharia law, which doesn’t allow eating pork. Spouting off online that this move is part of that conspiracy would be very on brand for them. Much like Alex Jones’ “making the frogs gay” tirade.

The idea of trying to put clothes on a cat fills with me with fear.

Paywalled article. Pretty fucking apt.

They were bullshit, but the BBC really pushed it for years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmdUcmLFkw

They just visited houses that didn’t have a license on record.

Edit: Apparently they were real. The BBC can fuck off.

I stand corrected

Personally I think that this is actually an issue. Bacteria is going to fester on anything that isn’t cleaned regularly. Not having to deal with smegma masks that.

Bit of a harsh way to put it but yea it’s not difficult. Pull the foreskin back, clean it along with the rest of the dick.