If changing your name wasn’t such a pain in the arse I’d make my middle name my surname. When I was born I was given my mother’s surname (their relationship was already on the rocks and they split up shortly after). My dad always wanted me to change my surname to his when I became an adult. I considered it but I’m 38 now and I never did. My middle name is his first name, I like the way my first and middle names sound together and I feel that not having either parent’s surname would avoid the baggage.

I remember my friend telling me he hated cats, whilst he was cradling mine in his arm like a baby and stroking his head.

But then again, what’s the point?

Wow. What country was this in?

This is fascinating. Do you remember any details? Was it the guy or the woman who was going to be killed? Was there anyone else involved?

Would have been 2003/04, waiting for the bus to college. Dude who looked like a farmer with a huge beard asked “is this the stop for town.” I said yes, sat down, didn’t think anything of it. Few minutes later I noticed his bag was moving. No idea what the hell was in it.

Snuff? Someone’s just casually planning out their own or somebody else’s murder over the phone?

Bacon pitufo.

Maybe they watched this

Matt Groening lost control of the Simpsons

Ha, didn’t realise Zorin was paid for. I’ll stick with Debian. Not only is it free, it was made for lesbians who I also whole heartedly support.

Few things make me proud to be British, but the ingenious design of our plug sockets is one of them. TBF though we do need those safety features. Mains power here is 240v as opposed to 120v like a lot of countries. One mistake with a live wire would be the last one you’d ever make.

Calm down, its up.

That was Cat.

My favourite part of that scene though is when Rimmer says "We’ve lost it."Huge explosion “Sorry, I was looking at the wrong panel”

This was surprisingly the best technology premonition in the whole show. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said “Sorry I was looking at the wrong screen.”

This vacuuming is brought you by Squarespace…

Well, I’ve found my drag queen name. Say hello to Laura Zepam.

I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train or plane journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then. Now I just walk and think.

Or Dohmer, with an O

It’s nicely inconspicuous.

Probably, because my last name is pretty rare. I actually have my mother’s surname so I think I’d just change it to my father’s.