You want to be intimate with her or not?

No, not really. I’m asexual. I don’t want to do anything with her, I just think she looks nice. Being friends with her would be nice, I guess, but not if I’m going to make her uncomfortable.

Is she named after the cat from Avatar?

In Contact Harvest, Truth learns of a new species that has been discovered, and apparently the old Forerunner scanners say the humans have a lot of holy Forerunner artifacts that are indicated by this symbol:

Truth goes to talk to the old Forerunner AI kept prisoner in the basement and says “You guys didn’t provide a legend with your scanners, what’s this thing?”

Mendicant Bias the Forerunner AI explains, “Oh, that’s the symbol for Reclaimer. Reclaimers are the people my old bosses chose to inherit our empire after they all kicked the bucket.”

Truth says “Wait, you’re saying this is a planet full of demigods?”

Mendicant Bias is like “Yeah, haha, I guess if you insist on worshipping my creators as gods, then you’d better start worshipping these people instead from now on. They’re supposed to be your new bosses.”

Truth says “No, absolutely not. I worked much too hard to become a space pope and I’m not letting the second coming of Jesus get in the way of my plans. I’m going to declare a space jihad against these new aliens so nobody finds out they’re demigods.”

Anyway, the new species were humans and the Covenant declared a holy war and nearly wiped humanity out. Truth also ordered a genocide of the Sangheili after the Sangheili generals started asking a few too many tricky questions like “why are we having a space jihad against the humans they seem nice”

Also if Trump is any Halo character, he’s the Prophet of Truth

I wonder if people trust ChatGPT more or less than an international celebrity who is also their best friend.

They’re not deporting all the refugees, that kind of thing only happens in America

Just make him the wise old mentor, easy

Nah, keep it going even when homelessness is low. If you own three vacant properties, you’re paying 3,000 a year. It would be cheaper to give one of your homes away to a poor person who only has one, so they get to have a vacation home too. The poor person only has to pay 10 dollars a year.

This prevents refugees from owning their own home

Blaming other people doesn’t make your guilt go away. What I’m hearing is that you and Biden both helped Trump win. Why would you work alongside Biden to set up a fascist regime? That’s horrible!

Ladies please, you’re both right. The Rs get to pick who votes and the voters pick the president. Either one could have avoided this. This happened because you both fucked up.

We fucking tried telling everyone Biden wasn’t good enough

What did you do that for!? I would have liked him better than Trump! It’s your fault we didn’t get him!

What about economic systems that don’t use money? I bet those are immune to money flowing to the top