Hotmail is literally outlook.com.

When were you a really little kid?

Windows Server 2022 kicks 2000 in the balls, does a line of coke, and crashes.

Windows Server 2022

Also, bitlocker is not the only disk encryption software for Windows. It’s just the built in one. If you wanted, you could use something like Veracrypt which is open source and will play nicely with all your OSes.

I find it hard to believe you’re not buying a second Raspberry pi.

There’s a Raspberry pi project you’ve been wanting to start. Sounds like now is the time.

Tomatillo tamales and chile.

Not if you’re in Mexico. Elotes con mayonesa is real and millions of people love it.