Too young to learn about her period in school, yet old enough to be forced to raise a child.

DEI with a hard R?

His name is Florp, he’s made of water, and he’s a very successful comedian on Planet Trisol!

“So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun? They’re all… funny walk

But us guys from under the red sun, we’re like… different funny walk Right? Am I right?”

Hilarious!

What’s up with the Boston portion of Arkansas? What makes it different than Ozark?

Edit: Boston Mountains

If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.

What a fucking loser.

Weaponized stupidity

If Netherlands was a US state it would be ranked 42/50 in area. We have zero-population zones larger than your whole country. Our government refused to spend taxpayer money properly on telecom infrastructure since the 1990s so some of us are stuck here with Pony Express internet, it’s awful.

Oh and now our corrupt gov wants to eliminate “wasteful” fiber in exchange for Musk becoming a trillionaire with Starlink. Lovely.

Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.

But but but brown people

I can’t fucking afford to live in my own hometown, how the fuck can I afford visiting there?

“enlisted in the United States Marine Corps,[15] serving as a military journalist with the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing.[16] During his four years of service, he was deployed to the Iraq War in 2005 for six months in a non-combat role, writing articles and taking photographs” - Wiki

The man saying this has NEVER worked a labor job, saying it about a man who has never SEEN laborers. Trust none of what he says, for he has never walked a minute in your shoes.

How dare they fight back from extinction!

“In United States criminal law, the border search exception is a doctrine that allows searches and seizures at international borders and their functional equivalent without a warrant or probable cause.[1] Generally speaking, searches within 100 miles (160 km) of the border are more permissible without a warrant than those conducted elsewhere in the U.S. The doctrine also allows federal agents to search people at border crossings without a warrant or probable cause. The government is allowed to use scanning devices and to search personal electronics. Invasive bodily searches, however, require reasonable suspicion.”

Please stop coming here. Vacation in other countries and stay safe from our fascists.

Remember you can download all of Wikipedia in your language and safely store it on a drive buried in your backyard, for after they rewrite history and eliminate freedom of speech.

How dare that shithole state or its politicians make judgment on anywhere else in the world, especially having the highest percentage of non-diploma earners who have never left their county in their life

Definitely got tossed out the window on takeoff

Woke - It means "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them” - Ryan Newman (Gov Rhonda Sandtits counsel)

Chode gobbler