Gotta soften that blow so we can’t truly blame the ultra wealthy’s pollution companies.

Lots of kittens have slightly distorted pupils, they will straighten out as they change color with age.

Everything is an emergency to bypass oversight and legality checks.

He has concepts of a two weeks

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Adding fuel to a fire makes it larger? Fuck me this is breaking news

Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.

Credit to Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Dallas TX, she doesn’t take shit from rich white men, it’s wonderful to watch.

They look like the human versions of the Worm Guys from Men in Black

If I recall correctly Governor HotWheels, Gawd put you in that wheelchair. Feels like you should be a bit more pissed at him rather than forcing his demands on others.

Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush

Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler

Same as it ever was

No one fluttertounges like Jethro

Guess who’s not going to that cops house when the 911 fire call comes in?

I was just being a smartass, I didn’t know that was actually protocol to change speed

If there is a god may he smite all those who kill in his name.

They floated too high when they should have sunk into the water a bit to clear the bridge.

Or at least sterilize us for a little while, until we can get our shit together.