Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Gotta stop watching it for the plot and just go for the ride

I don’t use the internet

They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.

How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?

No censoring, their ideas are bad and they should feel bad.

Ouranos?

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Oops we keep accidentally bombing refugee camps instead of our enemy, teehee.

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There is no incentive to stop obesity. The rich charge enough for health insurance to make profit on these taxpayers who then die before collecting any social security. Perfect citizens.

Slapped with disciplinary measures? You mean placed in prison for rape or assault of a minor right?

I am the Greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

Shawshank Redemption

Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure

You know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.