Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

Mine doesn’t like the pate either, I think it’s the texture

She loves to “clean” and nuzzle my beard usually first thing in the morning and before bed for a couple minutes, it’s annoying but I let it slide because it seems to make her really happy, I think maybe it’s a cat family bonding behavior 🤷‍♂️

I tried to curb it initially because she eventually bites and tugs out some hairs which hurts like hell

🤣 at least got her to mostly stop the actual beard hair pulling

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Second place: most nights at some point she decides to sleep on my back, which is only mildly bothersome, but she always makes back muffins first which isn’t particularly pleasant

She wee!

As a BMW driver, I call bullshit