There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

Lotta 90’s stuff comes to mind:

Garbage - Special

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Not 90’s but:

Gorillaz -Dare

DJ Shadow/Run the Jewels -Nobody Speak

First ones that come to mind.

But Taffy, aren’t you worried about the Vug…?

Gross. No matter how much you lick and love that boot, it will never love you back.

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.

“What are those disgusting creatures?”

“Those are the Grungalungas.”

“Tell them i hate them.”

Wanna get high…?

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.