I see it the same way. I would love a tablet I could fit in my pocket.

No ‘South Wales’? For shame

It will give me hope if this flops, because maybe then the reason people stay with Twitter is the network effect, and not anything actually to do with its rancid owner.

Whoops we turned the heat up too quickly and the frogs noticed. Just turn it back down for a bit then begin heating up again, just a little slower this time.

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

Box looking very kunftable

Again and again, as many times as it takes to get through, apparently

Everyone can break into the park you visit and talk to people at

Is there a phone number I can call to check if I am?

We already do, with our time, irritation and reduced functionality.

“I’m not touching youuuu” “Moooooom!”

Whoops, somehow it got turned on again 🤷‍♂️

Pirate Windows 95

What a reefer leaf

Just in time for the US elections

Companies don’t just think about paying customers, they also consider future paying customers. Making an accepting environment can broaden appeal and, at least to me, it makes sense why they would make this change. Don’t want a beard? Don’t choose a beard. Simple.

What’s the downside here? Whatever game it suggests can be quickly checked.

TBH I’d prefer to see Trump defeated in a landslide, which might now be possible. Then, of course, jailed for his many crimes. Finally, we get to find out what the real deal with his hair was.

And someone shoots at them

How come it’s Germans and not Germen