Denvil

I think Alderaan would like to disagree

It’s not like there aren’t other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn’t want to apply it to their car because it’d look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now damaged and sketchy looking tags?

Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

…may I see it?

I have become addicted to tea in the last couple of months. Never touched alcohol because I just get the feeling I wouldn’t like it

Instructions unclear, I’ve been fired for cussing out my boss

That is what I was suggesting

Amazon made 80 billion in operational income (after all expenses, pre-tax) in 2025, this is 0.001% of that. It’s like fining a person making $31k a year $3.10.

Any fines that go towards the people are good fines for a company like Amazon, but it’s not enough

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

Actually after meaning to do it for a while and constantly forgetting about it I’ve decided to make myself go ahead and make a piefed account before I once again fall into the loop of “eh I’ll make it later” and them promptly forgetting it 2 seconds later