I bet the Chinese are gagging to shoot down an F-35.

Narrator: they monetised the site to death.

No it is not. The unreasonable people like to claim that but that doesn’t make it true.

Ah yes, what with all those bombings of maternity clinics by radical pro choice activists.

Holy crap. That looks like half the country.

The difference being that one side has some reasonable arguments for their point of view.

Of course! Because Jesus loves you!

This person is not arguing in good faith and is just looking to make trouble. Engaging with people like that is as frustrating as it is futile.

Try putting it in the microwave.

Of course. For the shareholders.

They’re just waiting for that. It’ll give them a pretext for more repression.

But did he ever apply to art school? Checkmate, libruls!

That’s a pretty good answer. Indicates you’re not taking any bullshit without being rude.

I’m sure there will be people salivating at the opportunity.

We don’t talk about those.

If you ride a bike, you’re a gay commie terrorist climate hugger!

You’ll need a certain type of people to enjoy that, though.

What about Infrared? Wouldn’t that be immensely useful? I’ve always wondered why no species has ever evolved infrared vision.

Although some uncouth barbarians will insist on calling it “Kreppel” or something equally absurd.

Stupidity and malice very often go hand in hand.