I point and boo at every cybertruck I see. Both for political reasons, and to alert everyone around me to the existence of an active hazard.

Or more recent QoL romhack additions

No way, everyone hates me there. Check out this nasty case of resting bitch face.

I’m just worried about other people doing this unironically and co-opting the message. The message that we live in incredibly stupid times.

Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation

I can’t believe I was just spoiled on a comic I’m reading. And via meme, no less. (Highly recommend btw)

“The Girl from the Other Side”

My favorite aspect of 2026 is how little time people offer before honking at a green light. Everyone knows that people are fucking around on their phones so it’s rare to see a light left green for more than 2 seconds without a little *bep*

As someone who has driven both before and after phones became ubiquitous, you are right, there is absolutely some conflation going on here. With that said, people are also absolutely driving more poorly as a result of distractions. The way that people brake and accelerate is exceedingly telling. I wish phones were 100% barred from cars.

Mini tips for navigation.

Type ![communityname] to have your instance look up communities by that name across all instances.

Type @[username] to have your instance look up users by that name across all instances.

If you hit the preview button after clicking on the username or community you’d like to go to, you can then click the generated link to arrive at your chosen community. I rarely navigate any other way. Also good for discovery.

An unidentified man climbs into my car and starts demanding things of me, you better fucking believe I’m panicking. The fact that they stayed on the line with 911 and drove all the way to the police station with a masked gunman is crazy.

I know trump chose this course of action, inducting tens of thousands of untrained racists into federal positions, to sow discord, but by Jove is this stupid.

vice president

Larger companies have hundreds to thousands of them. Nothing to get excited about.

In some places, benches are destroyed by mentally unwell people out of boredom or misplaced aggression. Sure would suck if someone bored or frustrated took bolt cutters to these padlocks.

I’ve lived through this so many times that I actually feel rude for laughing

It’s possible, however, to turn back time to before there were cats

for poor pedophiles

I think I know what you mean, but I strongly urge you to rephrase that in the future.

“Deputy of the year” operates under the same premise as a dog show, I assume. The deputy that most accurately exemplifies the standard that police hold themselves to.

“You don’t understand! I need my 400 terabytes of child pornography to keep the kids safe!”

Don’t they do that 24/7?

I have this. I just ended up installing a curtain rod and a shower curtain that I remove weekly to avoid pulling off tile via gradual pressure fusion. What a worthless fucking shower

Honestly, genuinely, and 100% seriously, if it is a twitter screenshot, it is probably better to simply disregard its veracity. Twitter screenshots are 80% dunking on random vermin, 30% bot posts, and 20% faked. (Percentages reflect the vent diagram of fuck that is twitter) I used to verify, until I realized that the people there are simply not worth knowing.