misread as cantrip. Would like to learn “summon cat”

I’m pro- turning food into compost. I’d like to help our constituents and anyone who does that.

I could get elected to senate probably, if I was willing to spend fifteen years doing local and state office first. Ain’t nobody got that kind of time I got hospital bills

when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn’t eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn’t get any. it was hilarious to watch.

maybe he shouldn’t code so politely then. friggin canadiens

cats like paper

Never claimed it did. I just said they do decent ribs. Pretty much everywhere has a regional BBQ style.

My dude, they do some decent ribs.

Insert them into John McAfee’s urethra!

so who’s gonna build us a control panel widget. I can only code C

And that’s why you don’t get legal advice from the internet

Nailed it in one

My TV burned out a few months ago and we got a cheap vizio. We stream everything from another device so maybe that’s the solution, but I haven’t seen any of these ads.

I need to see their definition of cat ownership. I’m not (much of) an idiot, but my cats are smarter than me so I’d consider them the owners. They lay around all day and get treats whenever they want, after all. Only work they have to do is get snuggles when I want and eat bugs, which is something they seem to enjoy. I mean, if I could figure out how to get that kind of arrangement wouldn’t you?

my what a savings

Everyone here seems to be missing the point. The government’s already doing that to way more than the nazi. Why only defend the nazi?

For instance, GDP is a pretty crazy way to measure economic health.

I know a lot of economists who agree with you, it’s just everything else we try to use to measure economic health on a macro scale seems to be worse. When your best tool is only 40% accurate, it sucks.

So you’re saying I just need a sous vide thingy that works in salt water (or to clean the damn thing afters) and a big tub, that’s actually pretty doable

Not my bathtub, no. It’s too small.