Taps big brain: get rid of the kids and no more child road deaths.

Didnt we just give them a billion?

Millions of peaches…

Is Columbian different from Brazilian? Asking for a friend.

With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti, sure.

I’m her thing. All fair.

My wife. Most days, yes.

Thank goodness. 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.

Use the Shaggy defense, “it wasn’t me”. It should work.

Nope. It’s not going too far. You go ahead and randomly kiss a coworker or subordinate at your place of work in front of everybody to include customers. Let me know how quickly HR wants you in their office.

Let’s not sugar coat this. It wasn’t a kiss, it was sexual assault. Don’t let these twats get away with this bullshit.

Did you check behind their back to see if their fingers were crossed?

Deeeeep inside… Hrrngh

Seems like someone is doing a whole lotta smiteing in the Bible belt. That surely can’t be a sign.