Investor Squirrel 1: “All you have to do is gather your acorns right here, and they will instantly double in value!”

Investor Squirrel 2: “Bro’, we’re so sentient!!!”

I love the idea of a bunch of woodland creatures (completely unaware of what mirrors are) investing heavily—and aggressively—in mirrors and mirror-related technology.

“Justice for Mama Cass!”

This reads like it never even went to trial. The article says a jury “failed to indict” and the man was “never charged”.

I’m assuming it was a grand jury and somehow a bare majority or jurors couldn’t find cause to charge the man (who—at minimum—pointed a gun at his daughter’s chest and pulled the trigger) with any crime whatsoever.

Not a single charge or trial?

How?

There is an article to read…

The brand name on the jumper’s skis was made for this article…

Thanks for sharing the context and video.

I almost never have cause to block a user on Lemmy; but, just a simple reminder that if anyone ever wants to block a user, most clients make it a very simple process.

Wish I knew more about his holocaust experience. 80-years really pushes the limits for claiming direct experience/survival, but I’m sure he would have grown up in the after effects…

Depressingly, the minds that matter in this case are those of the portion of the US electorate who voted for him.

I promise that voting block is more likely to be appalled by verified sexually abuse of minors, than they would be of military/colonial activities.

Doing what he is doing keeps the MAGA faithful focused on their fondness for violent nationalistic xenophobia and distracted from their pearl clutching puritanical offense at sexual offenses.

He’s getting better at distracting us from the Epstein Files.

Aside from the fact he wears that suit about as well as a toddler posing for a holiday photo, he is LITERALLY wearing a lapel pin of HIMSELF. Jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

I’d choose the ICE Agent, but I see myself as the predator in that scenario.

Sounds like he has a lot of TDE…

I was incredibly confused by the headline, so I expected to see a “nottheonion” community, and then was extra confused until I saw the article’s domain.

It was quite the rollercoaster for 0.7 seconds…

I will compliment the article’s author for using direct quotes from Trump.

Too often, the press tend to clean up his grammar so it makes sense and doesn’t seem so offensive to the literate.

Direct quotes like “watch his ass” and “got bum-rushed right so fast that he didn’t get into that” help convey not only Trump’s sentiment, but how god-awful ignorant the fuckwit is.

I’m not convinced Microsoft would ever just take a feature, process, core concept, or entire method of operating from MacOS and then half-heartedly implement it in their Windows operating system without fully refining the user experience… /s

“We are clan Wolf…”

The I-Team asked her son if she felt that the U.S. had failed his mom.

So, just how much paint do you have to drink before they let you graduate from journalism school?

It is known.

That’s what Voldemort used to hide the prime directive from Ra’s al Ghul after Boromir tried to steal it from Optimus Prime at the Battle of New Caprica.