Depressingly, the minds that matter in this case are those of the portion of the US electorate who voted for him.

I promise that voting block is more likely to be appalled by verified sexually abuse of minors, than they would be of military/colonial activities.

Doing what he is doing keeps the MAGA faithful focused on their fondness for violent nationalistic xenophobia and distracted from their pearl clutching puritanical offense at sexual offenses.

He’s getting better at distracting us from the Epstein Files.

Aside from the fact he wears that suit about as well as a toddler posing for a holiday photo, he is LITERALLY wearing a lapel pin of HIMSELF. Jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

I’d choose the ICE Agent, but I see myself as the predator in that scenario.

Sounds like he has a lot of TDE…

I was incredibly confused by the headline, so I expected to see a “nottheonion” community, and then was extra confused until I saw the article’s domain.

It was quite the rollercoaster for 0.7 seconds…

I will compliment the article’s author for using direct quotes from Trump.

Too often, the press tend to clean up his grammar so it makes sense and doesn’t seem so offensive to the literate.

Direct quotes like “watch his ass” and “got bum-rushed right so fast that he didn’t get into that” help convey not only Trump’s sentiment, but how god-awful ignorant the fuckwit is.

I’m not convinced Microsoft would ever just take a feature, process, core concept, or entire method of operating from MacOS and then half-heartedly implement it in their Windows operating system without fully refining the user experience… /s

“We are clan Wolf…”

The I-Team asked her son if she felt that the U.S. had failed his mom.

So, just how much paint do you have to drink before they let you graduate from journalism school?

It is known.

That’s what Voldemort used to hide the prime directive from Ra’s al Ghul after Boromir tried to steal it from Optimus Prime at the Battle of New Caprica.

It can be used to assist in removing water from the bowl of certain toilets. In those facilities, inmates can use the toilet pipe network to communicate.

Large amounts of soaked toilet paper can be used as large spitball projectiles, thrown at guards as a momentary distraction to allow for a follow-up attack or other capitalization on the distraction.

Some use it to cover up lights or windows, sometimes mixing with Vaseline to produce a wick for cooking food, clogging plumbing in the cell to cause a flood, and even arts and crafts purposes.

For all those reasons above, plus making cigarette paraphernalia, the toilet paper itself becomes a jail commodity or even currency.

It is a jailhouse resource, and a valuable one.

Is that Steve Wozniak holding one of those zeroes?

I’d be really interested in a general “where are they now” tracker for pardoned capitol insurrectionists.

For example, how many have joined ICE?

HEADLINE: “High school failures elevated to positions of power continue to be the same high school failures they were in high school”

I don’t think it’s fair to say that the shooter actually changed his mind.

Though, he was a pain in the neck which made him lean left for the rest of his life.

Username checks out.

Bro…

I’m more impressed with Massachusetts—for its size, that’s pretty wild.