Less shower and more sleep buddy

My book, he literally said it to my face

Um actually, he said “No body will ever need that much shit load of ram”

Read a book

I hate how right you are about them being right.

Red Hat

Are you confusing the words restricted with redacted?

Is it an Agassiz or a Morafka?

Everywhere I look, all I see is fire hydrant, buses, and bicycles

My grandma is going strong at 103… she doesn’t drink any coffee… so any amount I drink should make me effectively immortal… Right?

I drink 6… Is that twice as good?

But, I cannot pass those 50% of the time… what does that mean?

With a name like that I’d imagine you can

Also prefer to not have dead pirates in my bath

I have solar, and electric water heat… I don’t want to share my bath with the community

Aren’t we all Mexican on the inside?

I would be upset if i could read your comment

I cannot read on account of my high blood sugar

TIL it’s not called “badmitten”

I always recognize the Canadian flag because of the iconic marijuana leaf

Good luck finding the settings to allow unregistered exes without the control panel