KingJalopy

Do you mean audibly gasping?

Def. Happens to the worst of us.

Oh can we please make this happen?

Potato potato

Any rational person should know that there aren’t any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo…

But there’s always a chance!

If it’s a decent model it’ll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it’ll get stuck on a sock or something.

Cumbox was worse

Just watched a video that talked about that game last night. Never played it myself but I can see it being a pain.

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Profit

Fucking solid reference

I think they’re called elfbars or something?

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

I’m going to allow this

Technically this is the correct answer

My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.

Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?

You can get bidets here!

Don’t give a fuck off they do or don’t honestly. This shit has got to happen now or it’ll never stop. I’ll be damned if I let my daughter grow up in tyranny.