Hate is a very powerful word. If you hate people you’ve never even met, that may be more of a you problem that you should talk with a therapist about. My mom is stubborn, bipolar, and refuses to accept help. But she’s never done a single thing to you for you to hate her. That’s all on you…

Maybe he just doesn’t want to watch porn with his brother?

Ooooooooo, I love your username! A username like that deserves a ticket on the number nine!

Does a pocket protector count as clothing?

What am I looking at exactly? I see a cropped image, and mastodon is under 70%. Based on an educated guess and nothing more, I’m going to guess what you’re trying to convay is that in the pie that represents the total fediverse, mastodon used to account for more than 70%, and now smaller services are growing. So mastodons total pie share shrinks, as the pie grows in other areas.

Is that about what you’re trying to say? Or am I way off?

Can we get it to hack chicago television stations and spank people live on air, and complain about democrats (if I’m remembering it right) before babbling into being completely incoherant?

My mom is 75. She knows nothing about how cell phones work. She thinks to charge your phone you need to turn the phone off first.

She doesn’t understand that airplane mode turns off your voice and data radios.

She holds the phone like a star trek communicator, NOT on speaker, and then complains she can barely hear you.

I think the boomers brains are just mush.

Edit: forgot to mention she turns the airplane mode ON and then turns the whole phone OFF. Once it’s off, that’s when she plugs it in.

Then she complains that turning her phone on always takes a while. My brother in law installed an app that just turns airplane mode off upon boot. That “taking a while” is the radios turning back on.

Otherwise, she used to call him from her landline (yeah) weekly to say her phone was broken. Everhtime it was just still in airplane mode. She does what she wants, doesn’t understand any of it, and you can’t explain it or talk her out of doing it her way.

…and people on this site were trying to convince me to teach her linux. Hell I don’t even know what I’m doing on linux. That would be like the blind leading the stubborn.

His legacy is already set. He will forever be remembered as a clueless man whos actions in office contridicted himself at many points.

Should have Bernie instead.

What? Can’t you just ask your mom who her grandparents were?

Although as I type this I realize I have no idea if your parents are still alive, or on speaking terms.

I never understood why they abandoned Splatoon 2. Like, I get that they have a new game, and that’s great, I guess…but why not support Splatoon 2 until Switch 2 comes out? I never bought the splatoon 3, because I JUST bought splatoon 2 like 2-3 years prior when it came out. You NEED online to play that game.

So you’re paying $59.99 for the game, and then $20 a year for online. All for a game that exists in a time bubble. Once it’s time for the next game, fuck you. Buy the new game. Your old game means nothing.

Well fuck you too Nintendo. I’ll just not buy Splatoon 3, and not pay for online anymore. How about that?

Because fuck you, the whole system is rigged.

Ok, but that webpad genuinely seems way ahead of it’s time. I want a webpad, and I’m 1000000% sure it’s software is so out of date it would be like running windows 3.1 today.

Still though. How awesome does the webpad look?

No, I really thought trump was trying to lose. Saying people in ohio eat cats and dogs, and he has no plan, just concepts of a plan. I really thought he was throwing the election.

I made one mistake. I forgot that this country is full of morons.

…what?

Oh god, I can’t tell if that would be an epic prank, or a traumatizing nightmare.

Your teacher gets a cop, and all your classmates to go in it. Everyone acts like you did it.

Then a cop comes in, and arrests you. Throws you into the back of his car…then DRIVES YOU TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

Which, might be kind of a long drive now that I think about it. I have no idea where you lived in 1995.

You just said all the things I said, except you’re using an arguementitive tone.

Yeah, he signed a 44 billion dollar deal as a joke, then he tried to get out of it when he said he didn’t mean it.

Then he got fined another 2 million dollars for sending the judges his dick pics after the judges wouldn’t let him back out.

Then after the sale went through, he did that photo op where he brought a kitchen sink and a toilet to the twitter building.

How is stating what happened defending him? Everybody including SEC saw all of this happen in real time.

I’m not a musk defender, but I kinda don’t see musk in the wrong on this. He didn’t even want to buy it. He said it publically as a joke, then got roped into being obligated to buy. All of this was very public. It’ll be hard to argue that it wasn’t known he had bought it.

In roman times they used to chain link slaves together by the necks and ankles. Then they’d scoop out the eyes of everyone who isn’t the first in the chain.

Today, we not only don’t have slaves (well, except for prison, but thats another conversation) but the idea of scooping out anothers eyes is horrific sounding, rather than just the norm.

God damn dude…

Why does EVERYONE forget about the oklahoma city bombings???