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Cake day: May 7th, 2024

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  • I love how when I started reading this comment, I thought it was going to be some deep dive into the structural integrity of the main bag being compromised by the wet bags, and it would lead to some analogy of how compromised our systems are.

    Nope. Just a confusing shot at republicans that you didn’t see coming even as you read it. Like POW! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??? and you’re just reading it like…

    Oh ho ho ho! hearty chuckle

    And then you get sad because you remember the whole world is still one massive dumpster fire.








  • I don’t know about now, but back in the 90s the magical out was that you punched them in the face.

    Back then the concept of a school shooting didn’t exist, and parents didn’t threaten to sue the school every 5 minutes.

    So teachers would just let the fights go.

    “Oh, Billy tried bullying Bobby, and now Bobby punched Billy in the face? Eh…call me when they break bones and spill blood. I’m going to go make popcorn.”

    These days? I’m sure both kids would get expelled.





  • Well what ends up happening is some company will have a CEO.

    He’ll make all the stupid decisions. But they’re only stupid from everybody ELSES perspective.

    From his perspective, he uses AI, tanks the companies future in the chase of large short term stock gains. Then he gives himself a huge bonus, leaves the company, gets hired somewhere else, and gets to say “See how that company is failing without me? That’s because I bring value to the brand.”

    So he gets hired at the neeeext place, meanwhile that first company is failing because of the actions of a CEO no longer employed there, and whom bailed because he knew what was coming.

    These actions aren’t stupid. They’re plotted corruption for the benefit of one.






  • You ever stand at a bus stop for 20 minutes across the street from a highway with an exit ramp that has a light at the street?

    They walk up and down the exit ramp as it has a red light. Walking car to car. Roughly 1 in 5 give money. The light lasts about 2 minutes. Which means every 4 minutes he has a new set of cars exiting the highway. That means there’s 15 light cycles in a 60 minute time period, assuming the city doesn’t have automated changes at set intervals (some lights do).

    So lets say he gets 1 in 5. And lets set the number real low. Lets say he only gets $3 on average every light change.

    That’s $45 dollars an hour. Which is actually shooting low when you consider people like my aunt. Who gave the guy $20. Those people aren’t the norm. But they exist, and would bring up the average easily.

    Then there’s other times I’d see several light changes where nobody gave him anything.

    Point is, $40 for that type of a scam, with no overhead, no expenses, no payroll, nothing, is pretty low. It’s probably more, but I don’t have exact numbers. I just see him whenever I catch a certain bus.

    The fact that he has a nice car makes me think he either has a second passive income, or I’m WAY undershooting it.

    Because I’m pretty sure those nice sports cars are like 100k. Even $40/hr I don’t think would cover that.


  • Hickory Dickory Dock, Santa pulled out his cock. When he told her to suck, Mrs Claus said “I’d rather we fucked” Hmmm, I think we’re all in luck.

    So he was giddy with glee, but what did he see? Something that made all his hopes melt. Mrs Claus shoved him on the bed, dressed in all red, and stuffed him in a chastity belt.

    Santa asked “What is this? What are you doing?” Mrs Claus said “Shhhh, tonight I’ll do the screwing!” Then Santas eyes went wide, what he saw he could have cried, as Mommy Claus pulled out a strapon.

    With fright on his face, and a tear in his eye, Santa got on all fours, he wanted to die. Mommy Claus said, “Oh stop pouting, I’ll be in and out. Lasting in bed is something you know nothing about. So take lessions old man, write this down, because from now on Santa only cums once a year, but tonight he’s cumming to town!”