My fave was when a GenZ said, in all seriousness, that they were ‘starting to think Andy Warhol was LOWKEY obsessed with celebrities’!!!

You guys tired of winning yet?

Wow. You’ve given me a lot to think about here.

Hey you wanna maybe grab a drink and talk about it?

‘In my day we learned Web Design in the STREETS!’ -Boomer Spider

Came here to say this as well. Movie is kinda meh but the soundtrack is so solid I even like the Coldplay song on there! (and imo Coldplay is WACK)

Any hot cousins? Maybe just focus on them for now

Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

I want off this Timeline!!!