Bullshit. Washing without soap does nothing but spread germs around.

Quit making up excuses cause you’re lazy, and wash your hands with god damn soap.

I’m blocking you now cause I don’t want to see any more comments/posts from your nasty-ass in the future.

Next you’re going to tell me that you wash your hands without soap too.

No, I just rinse my ass with the showerhead.

Go for a drive with the GF. Or if I’m staying home: Drink. Smoke/vape/dab weed. Play video games. Hop on the turntables and do a mix for the listeners (I volunteer for an internet radio station in my spare time.)

I’ve been playing that new Ratchet & Clank on PC, and man is it such a fun game to play while high. Beautiful, modern visuals. Very colorful, lots of pretty particle effects. Characters so detailed and animation so fluid that it feels like you’re playing a Pixar movie. Easy to pick up and play so it’s not overwhelming when you’re stoned.

Definitely a must-play if you partake and so-happen to have a decent gaming PC. If not, then I’m sure the PS5 version is decent too.

Like an actual bidet? Or an ass sprinkler that you attach to your toilet?

Question about those things: Where do you add the soap? Or are you just squirting water at your asshole and spreading the shit particles everywhere? You can’t get clean without soap, which is why I’ll stick to hopping in the shower to wash my ass after a nasty shit (unless of course these things actually do dispense soap; in which case I want one).

Edit: No I don’t take a shower after every shit; just rinse my ass off with body wash and the shower head.

I tried one and it sucked. It couldn’t remove shit; just squirted water at my teeth.

I’ll stick to dental picks.

Seriously, lol; how did this post even get upvotes? (UpLemmies? Whatever they’re called here)