Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Where do I sign up for my Atheist card?

How does that figure when the river changes course? Does texas/mexico suddenly have more/less land and everyone’s chill?

Are… are you not supposed to do that?

Late in the Edo period, you’d be a poorly paid menial bureaucrat, but that’s still a good gig compared to the others.

So you’re telling me i need to store a lot of canned beans in a nearby cave system?