If we reclaim Panama we can deny Chinese shipping until they decide to play nice. Simple!

Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

In a row!?

Men of his caliber are, indeed, rare.

My 401k has gotten up into the 5 digit range a couple times, but emergencies have required me to to drain it. Retirement is a dream I rarely harbor.

I’m working until the day I die. My mother fancies herself retired and rots away in a house she imagines she owns, but it has been property of the bank since before I was born in the 80s. A mortgage that was essentially renting with extra steps.

I’m just whining now, so I’ll stop.

Timeshares. Duh.

I can’t do that shit sober.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

Return to monke

Why not both?

The natural progression of property.

Guys, I found Jello Biafra’s Lemmy account.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

Laundry day is a very dangerous day.

Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned

Goddamnit.

What is Fortran’s actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.