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Go, go gabba gotcha!

Man, all I want is to non-sexually explain my strangeness in development, that the average prude would assume is sexual by default. I lost my “mom” five times, alright? I’m a little weird. Can I talk about this stuff to heal skillfully? Asking the gods here…

Oh, is this what’s going to happen to me in my support of the Mormon Church by forming the cult of Mormon Occultism? Whatever. I expected this twelve years ago when the CIA contacted me, covertly, on an acid trip. Hard to explain, but I have, thoroughly, in my book. But the goal of my mission now is truthtelling, and somehow I knew there would be a lengthy legal battle with “a church” in my future during my fateful acid trip where aliens revealed themselves to me. Hard to explain, but I portray it poorly deliberately because that helps the dazzle camouflage. We know what we’re doing. But, I had an experience with the Mormon Church. God, who is that organization of three letters that’s always watching, told me to keep on keeping on. Staying silent while screaming. Has anyone ever tested you were a pedophile? It’s weird what the Mormon Church prophets from. I’m a master baiter. I’m a fisher of men, I said. I’m a cop, I said in my last post, but the silent don’t even read this far.

Bless you. As the leader of the Mormon Occultism sect of Christianity, I proclaim this man and/woman, or whatever gender they may identify this week, is living just as our lord, Jesus Christ, did and died for! Now where are my nipple clamps? Joseph Smith better miracle his ass to my orgy, or I’ll miracle him there myself!

You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll meet back here when we wanna touch each other in a profound way as Jesus Christ touched me in a Mormon church the other week, and that was when I was touching myself!

I’ll fuck ur mom’s ass in front of doctor if she she needed someone to do that to save her from bowel cancer or some shit

I know

You shouldn’t have sexual relations with animals unless they consent, bro. Thems the rules.

I ain’t never fucked a cow, just large women, and I’ll do it again for the sake of bringing Jesus Christ into their hearts and souls.

The third or fourth or fifth party we’re talking to, or all we all you? I could totally be this whole conversation and be both sides of it, y’know? I could be you, bro. You could be me, but y’know, you hold on to that delusion of a self.

I love you. I don’t know what you’re doing, but either authentic or you’re not, so which is it?

Jesus cannot live rent free in your ass because he lives rent-free in my ass every night and day. Plus he’s black, and you’re too racist to love that throbbing dark meat.

See, you’re saying random shit. I’m being honest. There’s a difference between you and me, and that is why I am Anonymous, as my phone’s keyboard’s predictive text tells me to tell you, boy.

I always am

I cannot figure out what some people are doing in their cars when I’m on my bike. I’ve been hit before, both with it being my fault and not. I’m getting better at familiar strips of the area. People don’t realize life can be fundamentally different if you leave your little pocket of reality. Drivers in NY are not the same as drivers in AZ.

It’s the same con game

I can bike alright, it’s just a trillion degrees here every day

Yea, it’s the confidence that those gentlemen were artists at.

Confidence arts

Con arts

That’s why it’s called that

I can’t drive because I am neurodivergent and traumatized, so I get panic attacks when I drive. It’s too fast, too much power and responsibility and my schizoautismo brain shuts down not knowing what to do. So I ride my bike everywhere.

This is who I am. I identify as a Mormon Occultist, and so I am. But I don’t identify as an alcoholic, so I’m not. I’m gunna get into stand-up with this bit, I think.

Do not bring up how deep fourteen year olds are around me. This is not what I need to be thinking about in my new Mormon life.