Just had the biggest brain fart ever when misreading the title and thinking there was a female counterpart to Post Malone who is currently in a legal battle.

What are those headlines?

The only guy who knew how to maintain the pipes probably died invading a peaceful country.

I wasn’t making a joke. They didn’t wear their seat belts…

And the girl didn’t die ifaik.

They didn’t wear seat belts

Great news if you hate people who go on cruises AND whales 👍

Is that Jack Nicholson?

The certainly don’t care about you.

Since yesterday I’ve been wondering:

If NATO declares that Ukraine joins after the war, wouldn’t that mean for Putin that he can’t sell a peace deal to his people?

Support the invader

Get arrested

Claim you are just a peaceful communist

Pretend to be the victim and call for a more democratic treatment