I say this with a 100% genuine and serious tone: this is a truly, truly stupid take.

I really, earnestly, sincerely mean it. Vastly stupid take.

Yeah you wouldn’t catch me even considering one of those monstrosities.

When I was a kid, my family would sometimes go to one of those Ryan’s Steakhouse restaurants. Their slogan was, “Where the folks are friendly.” This slogan was on the front door with those decal letters.

At the one we went to, though, someone pulled off an “R” from that slogan, so it read, “Where the folks are fiendly”, and that always gave me a smile as a kid.

I’m hype for this, assuming I can get one

Possibly, but I’d prefer this scenario over the other.

Wow this might actually really help me.

I have a Miele C3 and it is FANTASTIC.

Yep they are literally THE most important part of software updates.

I love that word! It’s the Bomb-Diggity!