

This is my surprised face


This is my surprised face


Yes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.


Waymo be like



That’s just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.
TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don’t screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.


I’m guessing they will also only process visas of certain phenotypes.


Pffft wimps.
Mother of God… what even… why did I do that!!!


It was the moment that savage stingray killed Steve Irwin.
To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.


Which shoe polish goes good with American biscuits and gravy?
If only he’d be as upset about American police and DHS treatment and killings of Americans.