Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

“I’m an American citizen” they plead as they being thrown into the back of the ICE van.

ICE does not care.

Narrator “They were indeed an American citizen. Born and raised in America.”

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol’ smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

No, no, no. Don’t you see, making 6 companies go bankrupt makes Trumpy a very a good business man. /s

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.

The good ol Russian elevator.

War Thunder forums “Hold my beer.”

Step 1 - Break numerous laws to sell gold.
Step 2 - Sell gold to fellow cronies for cheap.
Step 3 - Use gold money to buy bitcoin to drive the price up.
Step 4 - Sell bitcoin when price is high.
Step 6 - Bitcoin crashes.
Step 7 - Profit for Trumpy and his cronies

MAGA doesn’t hear you. MAGA don’t care.

How about the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Still too tough for them to understand.

Balance of Power?

That is the case of Noel Ginestra, who voted for Trump, but now his sister, a TPS holder, is facing the possibility of being deported. While he still backs the president, he told CNN he hoped the TPS revocation is blocked in the courts.

Yes, just like the Government listened to the Courts when it comes deporting alleged gang members to El Salvador.

The Government does not care and will do what it wants.

Nah, it’s only an issue if Democrats weaponize the DoJ.

Dear Trans People, if are you indeed burning Teslas. Please continue,

This sounds like that movie What About Bob.

Meanwhile we have people like AOC volunteering to do town halls in Republican districts, just so Republican voters can actually talk to a member of congress.

I love this as it’s such a power move.

Not just any prison. It’s a mega-prison.