When I was in college in like 2005, we had to go through a citations course. It seemed outdated to me at the time, what with the way literally everything is searchable now(then.)

I was swiftly berated for suggesting that there was anything wrong with the way we do citations. Because APA has it alllll figured out. If it’s a website they even added a website citation tool!

When I asked if we could cite Wikipedia then, I was berated again. Obviously you would never do anything so idiotic as cite Wikipedia! Why, anybody can say anything on Wikipedia.

So what’s the difference between Wikipedia and any other website? She couldn’t say.

I just copied wikipedias citations the entire time I was in college. My citations were never questioned.

Sweety.

Optional sweaty is the perfect amount of perspiration to have upon one’s person.

This particular missile is new, it’s just using an old idea.

Turns out we kinda figured out the best way to blow things up a long time ago and everything we’ve done since then has been a series of trade offs on the same handful of ideas.

It’s likely using “better” guidance technology, or goes faster, or can recite the pledge of allegiance as it ruthlessly murders innocent people.

We need some form of law enforcement.

We do not need a standing military with a license to kill any random citizen.

Motion carries. All opposed say : ic̷̢̧̡̡̡͉̩̠̤̻̠̠͇̳̝̹͎͚͙̖͉̳͓̦̳̰̳͒̓̐̆͋͒̌̿͒̈̅̾̑͋̂͒͐̇̑̄̄̏͗̃͒̍͂͆̍̈́͗͊̚̚̚͜͝͠͝͝ķ̷̨̨̢̛̻͇͎̰͉̤͇̳͍̫̰̣̘͇̮̱̠̖̞̤̭̩̮͍̬̼̱̝̝͎͕͖͉͎̱͍̣̺̯̣̜̭̝͎̙̞̉̈́̽͌̒͒̑̾̈̾̈́͛́̉̉̄̔̽̍͆̆̏̉̈́̆̽̈́̋̾̊̒̚̕̚̕̕̕͜͜ͅy̶̢̨̡̧̢̧̲̘͎̺̳̘̘͓̟͍̼̬̦̗̜̠̰̖̙̠͕͖̫̪̦͓̖̯̞͌̂͌̐͂̎̏̐͂̓̃͐͑͗̄͌̽̑̒̏̂̌͐̍̔̃̉͜͝i̴̧̡̨̨̢͈͔͖̳̣͙̭͈̖̯̭̬̩̫̼̟̮͍̤͕̫̹̭͔͇̣̥̱̗̩̘̼̖̯͆̾̃̈́̃̒̾͗͒̿̚͜͠c̵̝̞̞͌̾̉́́̏͛͆́̃̈́̒͂͒́͌̐̊͆͂͑̓̈́̄͒̑̽̈́̇̎͂͑̓̽̾̽͋̐̾͗̌̚͝͝͝͝k̸̢̢̡̧̘͕̘͇͔̲̬͓͙̝̺͙͙̩̮̹̼̺͕͓͇̭̣̬̭̫͓͙̞̖̭̱̖̮͓̤͋͊̆͛̃́́̎̉̕͜ͅy̷̨͍̙͓̦̦̳̗̲͇͈̞͙̮͕͎̯̝̼̩̰͔͓͓̥̤͍̤̙͇̣̓͗̽͛̈́͆̈́̍̔́̿͊̈́́̎̀̌̐̿̂͗̐̎͑͝͝ͅͅb̸̢̨̨̨̢̼̮͈̙̟̠̹̞̲̯̳̙̤̮̲͓̹̰̠̬̥̲̟̤̖̳͓͚̻̯̬̤̙̥̘̟̐̓́́̈́̔͌̾͂̒̂̈͒͌̀̌̌̅̂̇̆͑̆̆̑̊͌̕͜͠͠ͅų̸̨̨̨̢̨̡̛̛͇̪̯͙͔̠͕͓̬̳̖͉͙̪̦̤̦̘͕͈̯̣͔̣̱̯̫̳̥̫͔̗̼̼̠̣̳̠̤̫̫̻͚͕̠̘̐̓̃͐̿̇̔̑̒̈́́̓͆̈̄̈̏̆͛̐̾̄͌̀͂̐̓͘͘͝͝͝ͅm̶̨̧̨̡͕͇̜̦͓͈̦̗̘̭͎̪͓͇͎̻̼̰̼͖̰͉̙͎̼̹͉̭͎̫̻̯͕̯͙̭͇̗͔̦̜̼͗͐͛̑̀͊̒̊̃͒̓͐̌͊̿̾̑͆̕͜͜͠ͅp̴̢͒̈́̑̔̈́̒̃͗̾̀̓̀̇́̃̑̌̈́̓́̾̅̃̂͗͗̅̀̐͗̈̃̚͠͝ͅi̷̧̧̨̡̢̡̢̧̛̛̗̲͈̮̬͉̞͉̮͚̱̦̻͙͉̗͈̜͙̦̱̱̱͈̣͕̞̰̮̼̦̯͍̜̭̻͙̩̻̯̠̮̦͑̃̓̂̐̈́̈́͂̎̎̽̒̎̇̾͋͋̓̂͋̇̿̕͘͘͘͘͜͜͠͠͝͝ͅċ̸̢̨̢̛̗̙̪͖͓̭̠͚̯͉̣̣̪̲͇̠̩̗̞̺͉̦̲͚͔̖̞̳̫͕̠̋̽̽̈́͆̅̈́͂̎͂͗̏͊̄̈́̈́͛̆̀̔̉̀͐̌͊̈͋͆͊̓̇͑̏͗̌͌̏̌̓͌͘͘̕̚͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅä̷̡̡̤̣͍̮͔̠̫̣̜̙̪͓̖͎́̔͛̌̀̍̎̈͛̍̋͋̉̂͌̇͛̒͌̓̓̕͘͝i̶̻͚̲͋̈n̸̨̘̲̲̹̜̘͙̬̝̱̙͍̱͔͍͋͆̈́͛̔̐̓̓́͊̊́̀̃̔̒̋̄̐͌̀̍̅͘͘͠ḯ̸̧͍̥̞̝̲͔͇͔͓͙̳̱̥̖̭͉͓̥̱͓͍͛̎͂̈̄͋͗̈̌̃̑͊̋̓̎̈͘̚͝͠ͅͅẁ̵̛̟̠̳̭͇̮̻̥̱̘̙̬̝͍̞̭̤̻̈́̔̍̐͛̊̈́̿̏̂͌͌̃͂͋͒͋͆͌̓̂̀̌̆̓̾̂́̅͋̅̏͂̑̍̄͌̒̍͜͠͠͝͠o̴̧̫̦̍̓̋͝p̵̢̧̨̨̢̢̢̩͈̺̠̞͍̺̪̦̱͖̬̞̬͔̲̝̞̝̣̫͉̳͎̙̬͖̰̘̀́͆̎̒̈̅̈́̾͊̃͋̊̔̿͒͋̀̐́̊̀̊̃͑̈́̓͗̽̄͆̓͆́́̎̍̋͂͑̃̋́̂̀͂̕͜͝ͅ

Yeah that’s why you do it right at the end. Or you spam cultural improvements in larger cities so the neighboring cities are cool about all the war units you produce.

I like to let the other civs catch up a little bit before going to war, and wait till the end to dominate because the advanced tech is more fun

I did. But ejecting the Pope is a funny image so it stays.

You know how in the last few turns of Civilization, as the winner has become obvious you just start attacking every nation around you to use the military you’ve been building the entire game?

That’s where we’re at

It does, and will continue to do so.

The bishops responsible for ejecting the Pope are likely aware of this, and is by in large why Leo was chosen. The church really doesn’t get to set the cultural trend as much as nudge it in a particular direction. It’s the bumpers in a bowling alley, not the ball.

People are going to find something they don’t like,then seek justification for not liking it.

Two dudes fuckin, ew! I would never do that that’s so gross. Oh look, here’s this passage in this book I like saying that’s actually evil! Hell yeah!

When it looks like ‘Christians’ cherry pick passages to support whatever nonsense they’re on about, that’s because they are, always have done so and always will. Because the nonsense was always more important to them than the Bible. It just so happens that the Bible says a lot of shit that’s very easy to take out of context to support whatever nonsense you want.

The Pope is reading the room, and providing justification. Or rather, the Cardinals elected a Pope that aligns with the current climate and he’s just saying whatever God tells him to comes to mind. He might swing a few people but if he pushes too hard what he’ll just alienate some Catholics and they might break off and do their own thing, again.

Being an American and a good person is contradictory, what with the numerous genocides throughout her history and all, that being one of them.

I get what you’re saying but it’s hard to lay blame on a modern person for some shit a related group of people did 150 years ago. That’s like saying it’s impossible to be Irish and a good Catholic, what with the child slavery prisons, which are far more recent. Or that is impossible to be a Muslim and a good person, what with the things other Muslims have done in the name of God.

You’re responsible for you. Other people are responsible for themselves. Unless you happen to believe that every person is responsible for the sins of his father. Which, weirdly enough the Catholic Church does, but didn’t happen to be involved in that particular genocide.

Also, counterpoint, Mr Rogers. American, Christian, good person. Or Jimmy Carter.

Fun fact, prior to the stars being adopted, the Grand Union flag was literally just the British East India Company flag. Like, they didn’t even have one made, they took one off a boat and said “this is ours now”

There’s 102 stars.

Long answer: deep breath NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…

Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.

That scene is funny to me because of how relatively soft dolomite is. It’s about half as hard as granite and many Egyptian statues are dolomite. Well. Dolomite Rock anyway which isn’t much different, and is what Farnsworth is referring to anyway.

Punny was right there

Oh. Ok I have an idea.

It’s Hunter3

Ok I’m gonna change it to that tomorrow so it should work now

Hunter.2. .

But remove all the dots. Try that

I just use Hunter2

What do I need any of those for?