

Id have said “its just plane boring”
But Ive only curated 2 museums.
Officiated one presidency, judged 1 miss America contests.
Ive hung out with the rich and famous, including musk.
I also been on mission control for space launches and been a coach for peewee soccer.
And you think im lying… but that is my life.









Sweeeeet.
Meh, screw those nerd pencil pushers. Some are born to scrutinize, some are born to boogy. A ballroom is for boogying, not scrutinizing.