When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

More tires?

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

Are you out of your mind?? Bats are rodents!

Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?

You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

The year, day or month?

I thought it was just me! The fuckers have literally been filling my voicemail to the max and I have to delete it all every day.

That’s alright. I’ve already taught my kid how to pirate anything she wants.

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Her parents are rich, and now she’s the worlds formost authority on societies ills.

Yep. You’re the type of motherfucker nobody enjoys having a conversation with.

No matter how hot an individual may be, somebody, somewhere, is tired of fucking them.

Heating and air conditioning.

The judge is a female, maybe read the article before spewing incorrect genders all over the place.

More info on the homemade controller?