Stop it with your nonsense

Fine, if you don’t like sports we can talk about the stock market. Tesla and Palantir, bro. Oil futures to the moon. Selling reverse vix puts. Alpha beta gamma I’m going to be rich.

Speaking as a straight man, hard disagree

Is Isis still off-limits?

It was still entertaining, but they really turned the propaganda up to 11 and the rest of the show suffered for it

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Nobody can afford guns anymore

People might get mad at me for saying this but I think we should upgrade it from a recommendation to a strictly enforced obligation

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

It literally tastes like ass

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

But you save 5% that way!

feck?

That the math checks out only make me angrier

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

This is so dumb, I did the math and you would have to eat hundreds of thousands of nuggets for it to add to to even a single small bullet.

Corporate has given you a present. You will smile and thank them and pretend to love it or we will call you out so fucking hard you will wish you had never been born.

This guy is a chin supremacist

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.